Guys this no-kill animal shelter in Illinois, USA is going to be shut down unless the raise $5,000 by August 1st which is in 3 days. They have raised $3,320 so far but are still not at their goal. PLEASE donate any amount of money to help keep this no-kill shelter alive. And please reblog this post to spread the word.
Here is a link to where you can donate:
*deep voice* yummy yummy
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
what’s the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*
- relative: so, are you dating anyone?
- me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
- relative: sure!
- relative: why are you starting up a video game
if i ever had to go to a couples something or other and i had to bring someone, i’d probably just show up with a life-size cutout of thor