jewist:

Guys this no-kill animal shelter in Illinois, USA is going to be shut down unless the raise $5,000 by August 1st which is in 3 days. They have raised $3,320 so far but are still not at their goal. PLEASE donate any amount of money to help keep this no-kill shelter alive. And please reblog this post to spread the word.

Here is a link to where you can donate:
http://www.youcaring.com/pet-expenses/newton-county-dogs/208762

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

hawkbye:

what’s the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire

notmysecret:

*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*

  • relative: so, are you dating anyone?
  • me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
  • relative: sure!
  • relative: why are you starting up a video game

tonystarks:

if i ever had to go to a couples something or other and i had to bring someone, i’d probably just show up with a life-size cutout of thor